Wednesday, 18 August 2010

Flashbax

Hey, guys, sorry I haven't posted for a few hours, I'm usually a lot more active so I apologise! Last night, when I was trying to fall asleep which I couldn't, I was thinking about my upcoming high school graduation and the beginning of college - whoop de whoop lol! And I had this weird dream followed by a series of flashbacks and it gave me an idea. How about I post one of my flashbacks on the blog so you get some idea of my high school experience? Genius, huh? So here it is and I think it deserves an Oscar!

Football practice had just finished and me and my best friend Andy were hanging out in the corridor in front of our lockers when Andy came up with an idea "it's cheerleading practice you know" he informed me. I laughed half-heartedly "so?" "So...we can sneak into the changing rooms and spy on the hot scandily clad cheerleaders!" Andy announced "great idea or what?!" I sighed "Andy, when did you become such a pervert?" I demanded. Andy rolled his eyes "you're such a goody two shoes, Ivan! Live a little, man! Cheerleaders are the hottest girls in the school and if you can score one as your girlfriend then high school shall become your kingdom, dude." My eyes widened "I do like the idea of high school being our kingdom" I smirked, Andy punched me in the stomach "this should be about the girls, you idiot! You are so imature for your age you know, Ivan. I thought you were better than this, so we're going to skip class and watch cheerleading practice" "skip class?" I repeated "whoah, whoah, whoah, dude, I have Mr Allan next, his classes are really strict and if I don't do my homework, I'll get hours of detention." Andy sighed "girls before academics, Imac, one day you'll understand what I'm saying" "the only girl I actually like in school is Ellie" I pointed out "girls don't like me, they laugh about me and talk about me behind my back, they think I'm a total loser, Andy." "No, they don't" Andy insisted "come to cheerleading practice with me and see the way they stare at you for yourself, girls love writers so you're a shoo-in" "they really do that?" I gasped, I was convinced, I grabbed my rucksack and ran toward the gym "wait up, man, where are you headed?" Andy called "don't tell me you're going to be late for Mr Allans' class." "I'm not assed about Mr Allans' class anymore" I snapped "I'm going to cheerleading practice, are you in or out?" "Oh, you know how I do, bro" Andy said raising an eye-brow suggestively as we ran off toward the gym together.

We stopped outside the gym and then Andy gently pushed the door open and stepped halfway inside until I pulled him back outside "are you insane?!" I demanded "if those girls see you then we're in deep shit!" Andy sighed "chillax, man, we're staying outside until they go outside" "what?!" I was shocked "Andy, I'm missing class so I can perv at cheerleaders? This isn't my style, I'm just a writer, I'm popular but not with girls, the cheerleaders will hate me forever, please don't do this to me" "it'll all pay off, Ivan" Andy smiled "I'm a natural with women, you'll see" he smiled, winked and stepped into the changing room. Seconds later, I heard cries of "pervert!" "Peeping Tom!" And even "sexy little minx!" As you can probably guess we were sent to the Principal's office.

I sighed, I was sure to be labelled a total outcast and hated by the cheerleaders alias the rulers of the school, but when I stepped outside the hottest cheerleader in the school was stood outside the Principal's office "Mercede?" I gasped "what are you doing here? Is it about Andy?" Mercede grinned "no, silly. Ivan, I'm here for you" "me?" I repeated "you want to talk to me? This is so random? Is it a dare?" Mercede laughed "you're freaking hilarious! Ivan, I've had a crush on you for a long time but I couldn't put my reputation at risk but today at practice, everyone was talking about how daring you are and I need to ask you something. Ivan McCrough, will you go out with me?" I gasped "Mercede? Ye....yea.....yeah!" I banged my head and my world went black.

 So that's my flashback: how me and Mercede began dating in October 2007.

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