Hey guys, my upcoming single Poundin' is nearly out even though I haven't wrote it yet. It was you's nearly out too and I've been trying to find a celeb crush in my spare time but all of the famous girls are just not hot. Like Miley Cyrus if I see a poster of her I almost puke and people want me to callaborate with her. My brother Ellis is weird he has a celeb crush and it's Ugly Betty! Like she's called UGLY Betty for a reason you know, Ellis!
No, I haven't been a bad boy and got Mercede pregnant although that could happen anytime soon - but my non-famous sort of friend who happens to be a girl is! Her name's India and I've known her since I was fourteen - she's two years older than me and she's been dating her twenty-two year old boyfriend John for three years now and now he's had the nerve to get her pregnant! She just found out via pregnancy test today (that's who was calling me earlier!) It's too early to tell if it's a boy or a girl but I'm one of her best friends so I'm going to be a godfather so I hope the baby's a boy because it would be really weird if I had a god-daughter. I rang Mercede to give her the news and she told me she didn't want to be pregnant until we were at least twenty-five - I wasn't even hinting toward that, I just thought she might be interested in India's pregnant status! I thought it was 3OH!3 calling about the duet we're considering recording together but they haven't spoken to me since we made the arrangement back in June so if you're a 3OH!3 fan then don't get your hopes up! I saw them perform on The Crush yesterday and when they were asked about celeb friends they didn't mention me - the nerve! How dare they mess with Ivan McCrough?! Just kidding - I'm a nice guy! I visited Milky today, he's the cutest kitten I've ever set eyes upon! And went to the Corner Shop to purchase some dog treats for Lovelace (do dog treats expire?)
Note to India (if you randomly decide to read this) and John:
Please have a baby boy together so I can have a godson and can post some interesting pictures of me posing as a father figure, guys! No pressure! Also, are you guys going to get married? And if so, can I be your best man? Please!
I'm in a crazy mood lol! Oh yeah, Ellie and Mercede forced me to watch Valentine's Day - hilarious yet stupid in my opinion! Also got Shorts and Remember Me - totally random films selected by two girls - don't judge.
No comments:
Post a Comment